Worst story ever (REMAKE)

Remake of this (observer----1034.deviantart.co… )

*EDIT* Okay, a lot of people are moaning and groaning about the stamp background looking pixelated (And according to one asshat it's "As bad as the story itself" very constructive criticism ) Let's take our attention away from the stupid background and focus on the discription eh? Thank you.



This.... This..... Monstrosity.... It fucking OFFENDS me.

If you're a stupid little emo wannabe Jeff fangirl who glorifies murder don't keep reading (NOTE: I don't hate emo's, I am one actually, just to clarify)

This disgusting excuse for a story is the worst, and I mean the WORST pile of horse shit that has ever had the misfortune to stick itself to my mind and suck the faith in humanity right out of me.



Why? Here are the reasons, and that's not even close to all of them, the list would be 100000000000 lines long (Exaggurated of coarse X)  )

And remember kids, be mature with the comments (And there's a difference between cliched and overrated, look it up)

1) Jeff and his family moved into a rich neighborhood right? Explain why 12 year old's got their hands of fully loaded guns and attacked him for no reason 

2) The Jeff The Killer mascot is nothing more than a lazily designed Mary Sue of The Joker.

3) Typo's, Typo's everywhere  *EDIT* Okay, I can understand why there may be typo's because the original story was written in Spanish, but surely someone should of corrected it by now.


4) The storyline relies on constant gore for shock factor.

5) Jeff's mom logic "You know I could get help for my mentally unstable son, but nooooo, I'm just going to get a gun and kill him, MOM OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!111!1!"

6) three things to point out here, if Jeff had burnt his eyelids out, how did he do it without damaging his eyes? second thing if Jeff had magicly managed to burn out his eyelids, dust and hair would get into his eyes causing him to go blind almost instantly, third thing, if he had sliced the side of his mouth open, it would cause it to get infected which would kill him VERY easily if he never got medical help.

7) Probably the saddest thing, the apparent "Photo" Of Jeff The Killer (This >>  <<) Guess what it is? A photoshop of a 19 year old girl who had commited suicide due to bullying, and one of you sick fucks had taken a picture of her and photoshopped it to be looked at as something evil...

Oh, more reasons Woohoo:

8) How did the bullies recover from massive flesh wounds and several broken bones in a matter of days?

9) Why did Jeff's skin turn white and his hair turn black? If you get covered in bleach and set on fire, you look like this (GRAPHIC IMAGE www.documentingreality.com/for…  ) Not like this Also, if you got set on fire, your hair wouldn't become black, yes your body hair will become singed, but you can't singe a whole head of long hair completely black, most of the time they completely shave off a burn victims head hair, so that is invalid.

10) NONE of the characters including the lil fuck himself have ANY motivation what so ever.

11) Jeff is ohhhh so perfect before he became evil, that's one of the problems with his character and by "Too perfect" I mean He was just that ohhh poor misunderstood kid who's actually nice when you get to know him ohhhhhhh boo hoo . Poor Jeff awwwwww boo hoo He just wanted friends and got attacked ohh boo hoo

12)Though not something wrong with the story, this is something I fucking DESPISE.

The fanbase.

If you are a sane Jeff fan, here's a gold star  Now beat it.

Jeff's fanbase... JEFF'S FANBASE... JEFF'S FUCKING FANBASE



 MAKES ME SICK

All these stupid bitches who glorify murder and worship this bag of PUKE SHIT. Y-y-you know what? I'm just not going to fucking bother ranting about his fanbase. Not to mention the lazy _____ The Killer characters you get, like: Candy The Killer, Charlie The Killer, Nina The Killer (I fucking hate Nina The Killer, stupid fucking cliched wannabe bitch....) And whoever else Jeff wannabe's have pulled out of their asses without thought.



13) Insanity, it's cliched already, but you don't just get a sudden feeling and become an overpowered phsycopath, insanity develops over the coarse of many, many years, by events that are persistant in a persons life, you don't get bullied once then go bat shit tonto, the kind of things that make a person go insane are: Persistant verbal abuse, persistant sexual abuse, persistant bullying (PERSISTANT!) etc.

If you have anymore reasons why Jeff The Killer is a puke worthy excuse for a story please comment and I will happily add them Thanks buddies

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-Whisper- Here comes the raging fangirls, get the popcorn